10/1/01:

There was a young fellow from Texas,

Who drove around in a Lexus.

He went on a bender,

And screwed up his fender...

Me thinks he lost all his reflexes!

Contributed by
Elvin H.

10/2/01:

An unhygienic lady named Lou,

Found a fly and a flea in her flue.

"Let us die," said the flea.

Said the fly, "Let us dee.

Your damn crabs have infested us too!"

Contributed by
Shoeless Geo

10/3/01:

There was a young fool name of Raines,

To get laid, he'd go to great pains

Never a genius,

He thought with his penis,

But his prick was as dumb as his brains.

Contributed by
John G.

10/4/01:

Billy and Jim Bob and Bubba,

Are all fond of gals. Hubba! Hubba!

Their kinship is caring,

Their motto is: sharing,

And Tuesday's Jim's turn with the rubba.

Contributed by
Shoeless Geo

10/5/01:

That young Presley fellow could sing.

Making rock 'n roll hits was his thing.

But girls all knew Elvis's

Gyrating pelvis is

What really made him the king!

Contributed by
Theresa V.

10/6/01:

Once the fat man got to gigglin'

No one round to stop his jigglin'.

He broke a big sweat,

Lost his wind you can bet

He died on the spot while still wrigglin'

Contributed by
Anonymous

10/7/01:

A woman he tried not to covet

Was horny and knew she would love it.

So taking a chance,

She wrote on her pants,

”Pull down here and you'll see where to shove it!”

Contributed by
Jan M.

10/8/01:

A woman named Mrs. S. Claus

Deserves some attention because

She sits in her den,

Baking gingerbread men,

While her husband gets all the applause!

Contributed by
Jan M.

10/9/01:

A young child with a cry brief and dismal

Fell into the waters baptismal;

Ere they'd gathered its plight,

It had sunk out of sight,

For the depth of the font was abysmal.

Contributed by
Jan M.

10/10/01:

A young exhibitionist Kay,

Having tossed all her panties away,

Has invited us lads

(Via newspaper ads)

To a pubic performance today.

Contributed by
Jan M.

10/11/01:

A young porno star name of Sue

Was a hit when it came to a screw.

Her climactic fame spread

With promotions that said,

”Coming Soon, to a Theatre Near You”.

Contributed by
Jan M.

10/12/01:

A young schizophrenic named Strutter

When told of the death of his brother,

Said: ”Yes, it's too bad,

But I can't feel too sad;

After all, I still have each other.”

Contributed by
Jan M.

10/13/01:

A young slut took two men back to her lair

And asked them if they'd like to share.

Said one man to the other,

”Hey, I am her brother....

I've only come here on a dare.”

Contributed by
Jan M.

10/14/01:

A young trapeze artist named Bract

Is faced by a very sad fact.

Imagine his pain,

When again and again,

He catches his wife in the act.

Contributed by
Jan M.

10/15/01:

According to old Sigmund Freud

Life is seldom so fully enjoyed,

As in human coition

In every position

With the usual organs employed.

Contributed by
Jan M.

10/16/01:

Across from my house is young Mabel

And if her curtains stay open. I'm able

To watch her caressing

Herself while undressing

(As long as I stand on this table).

Contributed by
Jan M.

10/17/01:

All over the bed we did roam

I swear from my mouth I did foam

I was just fit to pop

When we both had to stop..

As a voice said ”Hey honey, I'm home!!”

Contributed by
Jan M.

10/18/01:

An Anglican curate in want

Of a second-hand portable font

Would exchange the same

For a portrait (in frame)

Of the Bishop-elect of Vermont.

Contributed by
Jan M.

10/19/01:

An hour for coffee I waited

I sat there with breath that was bated

The waitress passed through

I asked for some brew

The bitch brought me decaffeinated....

Contributed by
Jan M.

10/20/01:

An impish young fellow named James

Had a passion for idiot games.

He lighted the hair

Of his lady's affair

And laughed as she pissed through the flames.

Contributed by
Jan M.

10/21/01:

There once was a lady from Stockton

Who would rather not have shoes and sox on

In fact, if she could,

She'd romp in the wood

With naught but her beautiful locks on.

Contributed by
Dennis B.

10/22/01:

A sexcrazy pair from Peru

In bed didn´t know what to do.

They started to test

What they would like best.

Now they're stuck to each other with glue!

Contributed by
Marre

10/23/01:

An insatiable woman named Dee

Said,”There are never enough men for me!

So instead of just one

I'll finally have fun,

And triple my pleasure with three!”

Contributed by
Jan M.

10/24/01:

An intelligent whore from Albania

Read books and grew steadily brainier.

Yet it wasn't her science

That brought her male clients,

But her quite uncontrolled nymphomania.

Contributed by
Jan M.

10/25/01:

There once was a lass from Surat,

The cheeks of whose ass were so fat,

That they had to be parted

Whenever she farted,

And also whenever she shat.

Contributed by
Ron L.

10/26/01:

Juanita, the Mexican whore,

She weel fock you down on the floor,

Not ins the bed,

"Etts too soft", she said,

"I like ett real HARD, Si Senore!"

Contributed by
Doc F.

10/27/01:

Horace insisted until she complied;

Fellatio and a nervous young bride.

It was as he was hopin',

Till she cracked it open,

And sucked out the marrow inside.

Contributed by
Shoeless Geo

10/28/01:

A pretty fair maid once begat

Three male triplets named Matt, Pat and Tat.

Twas fun in the breeding,

But hell in the feeding

For she hadn't a spare tit for Tat.

Contributed by
Donnell K.

10/29/01:

Sweet Adi thought it no sin,

To down 1/2 a bottle of gin,

She has no regrets,

But it has strange effects,

As she wiped globs of cum from her chin.

Contributed by
Owen

10/30/01:

A circumsized dick is the best.

It sticks out from all of the rest.

When asked which is better,

The women get wetter,

With no turtleneck, just a vest.

Contributed by
Denise

10/31/01:

A ride late at night is quite fun.

And also in the afternoon sun.

But to do it at noon

Is really really too soon

Cause the thing needs a rest, you baffoon!

Contributed by
Denise